minna-san~~~ o-hisashiburidesuuuuuuu

(hey y'all.... its been some time)

i apologise for all the worry i caused over the past emo posts... its all gone i tell you.. i decided that those peeps arent worth my precious time and attention.. im much too great, young and beautiful to let afflicting personalities add to my worry lines! MUAHAHAHA no seriously... i decided to not let other people affect me as much.. dont like me.. FUCK OFF...

right... i was working today in the restaurant, and my boss told me that at one particular table in the furthest end of the restaurant.. the customers were in an illicit affair and told carry on with my work but quieter than usual.. and i was surprised for a good bit..

firstly, how the hell did my boss know that those customers were having an affair!? i know that my boss remembers frequent customers and can predict their orders and such.. heck even i can do that! and also he can tell from the order what type of customers are sitting on the table, a couple, a group of girl friends, a family and stuff.. but HOW ON EARTH DOES HE KNOW THAT THEY WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR?!!? theres no way that this scenario could have happened:

Boss: Bien Venidos! Irrashaimase~~ (welcome in both spanish and japanese) by the way i work in a Mexican restaurant...

Customer: Table for two please, make it in a dark corner cause we're in an affair.. shhh

RIGHT?!?! no way~!!! it's non discreet, non Japanese and just NOT THE POINT of having an AFFAIR!! so during my whole work shift.. i couldnt help think table 4 over there are in a sinful relationship right now.. a handful of movies came out in my head.. Closer, Unfaithful and even the Tudors (because i watch it over and over again... Oh Henry youre just too sexy!!) and whats worse is that the couple were old and they looked nice and non the adultery kind... if i didnt know, id imagine them to be friends, husband and wife, or just a boss who is courting his co-worker... since my boss told me that.. thoughts such as "FILTHY SCUM!! go back to your spouses and children respectively!!!" or "they're in a adulterous relationship" or "FU-RIN" "FU-RIN"!!! (adultery) and then my thoughts suddenly imagined them having sex in a nearby love hotel or hotel after dinner and lighting some ciggies..

Male Customer: you filthy whore! your husband can't please you anymore eh? you like my chinchin (cock) better? say it for me bitch!

Female Customer: Oh yeah baybe! im such a filthy slut! i'm not turned on by pencil dick at home anymore.. fuck that shit.. he cant even get his chinchin (cock) up anymore.. OH YES YES YES!! KIMOCHIIIIIIIIIII SUKI YOOOOOOOOOO ride me hard baybe!

GROSSSSSSSSSS GROSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY DID MY BOSS TELL ME THIS?!!?!?!

WHY WHY WHY!!! WHY!!!i didnt need to know!!!

ahem.. so i recalled my small thesis paper i wrote last year.. about japanese fidelity... in literature and perhaps why it occurs.. it was an interesting paper and made me think negatively of all around me.. well it just scared me... you really never know whos committing adulterous relationships.. like.. these Japanese are all so polite and nice and smiley--you'd think aww... youre sooo nice, honorable and punitive.. you dont look like you have the balls to screw another man's wife.. BUT NOOOOOOOOOO... it happens!!! to even the most shy Japanese! WTF?! after finishing my paper, everywhere i went, trains, buses, walking along the streets, i couldn't help but think everyones having an affair.. that pretty young wife could be screwing with the milkman! (except that they dont have milkmen here!) ahaha

So there i was working and disgusted with the couple at table number four thinking wow... the books i researched on last year, told me stories of adultery and now at work i saw adultery right before my very own eyes... and then i thought to myself.. wait a minute... i have a friend who's in a relationship with this guy who has a gf back home... its cheating... the preliminaries, the stage one of adultery.. the only difference is that theres no legal bond between the two and perhaps no children involved.. so i started thinking... i really shouldnt be that disgusted with the couple in table four... my friend is attempting on stealing someones bf... writing this now.. i feel that i should slap my friend right across the face and scream at her BITCH WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK ARE YOU DOING!?! but... i dont.. because i'm tired of screaming at her.. and she says it's "LOVE"

"LOVE" my fucking ass!

im such a traditionalist... or perhaps prudish and perhaps also not experienced in love at all thats why i can say such things... but jeesh.. the car has only one driver, theres no co-piloting in a four wheel drive! planes yes, but thats not being used in this metaphor.. theres just not enough room for two drivers in a car! get off the wheel BITCH! get your own car! even better, get a BRAND NEW CAR!! take it for a test ride, dont like how it rides? send it back to the dealer! hahaha and then get another one!

oh craps.. im all fired up...

in the end, i was sooo deep in my thoughts and imaginations that i couldnt ask my boss, simply it would be too weird asking no? ill be left with my assumptions...

anyhoos... imma rest now... and try to cleanse my brain.. happy thoughts... marriages work! marriages work, marriages work... not all are having affairs... not all.. not all...

muchas gracias~ adios amigosssssssssssssssss