5 chabohz: April 2008

first off, the penis story... it's not really my story to tell but i feel i must show you guys the awesome-ness of japanese culture! It's actually a fertility festival thing.. "honnen matsuri" good fortune, hoping the land will have good produce this year, new couples will have healthy sons.. bla bla bla... HOWEVER, i believe that its all bullshit!, I think Japanese men secretly wish for larger penises.. and women wish their spouses/husbands/fuck buddies, were better in bed..

THE PENIS FESTIVAL!!!and with festivals, comes penis-everything! penis lolipops, penis keychains, penis-shaped-foods... and the people working in the parade.. they wear SHORT SHORTS! unbelievable.. and of course, they had vagina lollipops too... it was a day that public display of fellatio was permitted...

arent I just the pervert? on to the pictures...

warning: do not eat while reading this.. might just lose your appetite..

behold the penis

once you go black you ain't never going back

ermmm.... nicely shaved legs? and a bit of ass?

oh yeah baybee.. lickem' good.. ahhahahahaha XD

child sucking cock... poor poor child!

one mustn't forget the pussy... feminists would be angry

he wishes!!

it was louise who went to the festival.. i wanted to go.. but i couldnt... oh well...there's always next year!! and they went late anyway... so they couldnt get themselves a penis lollipop.. so theyre going again next year.. HAHAHAHHA (cos we wanna suck cock! HAHAHA)
what's more? there is a BOOB festival.. and a VAGINA festival too.. and we're going to hunt them down!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHA i love Japan's craziness!!

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okay... besides the glorious penis..
here goes the story so far... in brief...

the move.. and after the move...

me trying to close my stuffed bag.. on the last day of packing...

Yuko and I refilling the truck.. yes I moved myself.. I rented a truck.. and I drove around in JAPAN woots!

Japan's petrol station is soooo weird.. hahaha

and unfortunately for you guys, we were too busy moving that we forgot to take more pictures! :(

after the move Yuko invited me to a barbeque

Yuko's family friends and I

me being sexually harassed by lewd men... sigh..

more sexual harassment..

after that, we went to a hanami... its spring after all..

Maria Jose, Yuko, me, Cora

and then sometime somewhere.. I met up with Susan... we had a crazy time in Tokyo.. where I had a liquid lunch: nothing but cake and wine... and then tea time i had mc donalds.. walked around Harajuku.. and then had snazzy Liquid Dinner: cocktails, cakes and wine.. damn~

School then started....

I went to my friend's fashion show.. I considered joining the fashion club.. maybe I should.. hmmm..

and then a few days ago, we had to go to the government office to re-new our visa... so I borrowed a car from a friend.. and a group of us went.. it was crazyyy!! ROAD TRIP!!! in Japan!

cruising together~!

Herb, me, Cecilia

Cora, Herb, Cecilia

Cecilia, Kinjin (Brazilian cake!!! yummm), Herb

After driving, we returned the car.. and then we walked through my old dormitory... and played with the fluffy plant...

fluffy plant...

fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~~~~~

after that, we were starving so we ate curry.. and I ordered MEGA KARE A.. damn huge! I got stared at.. but it was WORTH IT!! yummm.. *burp*

that night, I called a few girls over to have dinner together.. we cooked Chicken Caciatore..

for small talk.. we talked about Brunei whilst playing with my coins...

dessert!!

the peeps: Johana, Maria Jose, Herb, Cecilia..

yesterday night, I went to Johana's we made sushi!

and thats all that's happened so far...

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And these are pictures of my room! I love it soooo much!