as you all might already know.. imma sayin' it loud and proud BANANA! blame it on globalism and what not, I speak english like it's my first language.. no... what am i saying!? IT IS MY FIRST LANGUAGE!
I'm all offended when peeps point out how asian i am... ugh.. im no chinese.. probably because i generalise things too much... when i think of the chinese ethnic group i either think of the lalas from chunghwa, or the bad stereotypes of China... VERY BAD OF ME... maybe because i never could speak chinese, thus i was always exempted from the "cina" group.. so its me feeling anger and rejection from them... oh the bitterness...
and maybe because i can't fit in the "chio" of the "kawaii" group, i feel repulsed from it... i cant be cute... sexay's more ma thing~ you feeling me!?
and then theres all these whitening products which i constantly buy because of this asian mindset of white/fair skin is good, dark skin look like worker.. blablabla... i still use them.. and my angmo friends think im crazy, cos they love my mulatto skin colour apparently... i dunno.. I just feel that if i were fairer, I could pull off hot red lipstick looks like gwen stefani .... AWESOME-O!!!!
and then theres this side of me who wants to speak ebonics (like a black girl) and wants a bigger butt so that i can pump and grind in clubs like-no-otha'! (OH YEAH BITCHES GOT IT GOIN' ON!!!) i absolutely love black attitude! soo pazzazz!
yeah they concluded that I'm an asian who wants to be a white and black at the same time.. im sooo confused..
ive known of this for some time now.. and i was jarred back into this memory just now, because i was checking out my booty.. and realising.. THIS BABY AINT GOT NO BACK!!! for real yo~ shitzzzzzzzzzzz i need more butt... like.. LIST ME THEM FOODS THAT YO MOMMA TELL YOU TO NEVER EAT COZ IT GOIN STRAIGHT TO YO ASS!!!! imma eat them stuffies NOW!!!
im telling you! i need mo ass!
and what's worse! sasa just told me sitting down a lot worsens it! ugh! what am i to do? i read and surf the internet a lot.. IM DOOMED TO A FLAT ASS!!! shit! what do i do!?!!?
like this sexay thing up here!!!
HOT DAYUM!!!!! fresh buns from the bakery! damn.. if i was a guy, id be tempted to stick my wanger in there! shit.. GOD DAMN!
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hey, get a sillicon implant on ass. easy and you dun have to eat lots of food for it! or you can do lunges and that stair master shit, the more up hill, the more butt toughnest. fibrous butt muscle!
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